"100 things to do before i die"

I had one of my 10th grade classes make a list of 100 things they want to do before they die. I read them all during a very boring and inefficient teachers meeting today after school. This is my favorite list:

1. Go to the states
2. Leave the states
3. Leave or finish school
4. Finish college
5. Sleep for 23 straight hours
6. Play basketball
7. Get an expensive pen
8. Go to the border of Mexico and U.S.A.
   
9. Burn a building
10. Burn a school
11. Burn B.B.S. School
    
12. Complete the 3 above at the same time
13. Laugh at the wall
14. Sleep in a bed
15. Go to New Orleans again
16. Leave New Orleans
17. Go to Las Vegas
18. Win money in Las Vegas
19. Laugh at La Ceiba when I'm in Las Vegas
20. Not have kids
21. Play on a basketball team
22. Kill an angry fan
23. Kill someone in a basketball court
24. Kill someone with a basketball
25. Drink water
26. Drink coke
27. Drink sprite
28. Drink 7-Up
29. Throw up a 7-Up
30. High-5 a retard
31. Poo in the chimney of someone
32. Get a crappy car
33. Burn a crappy car
34. Get a nicer car
35. Burn a crappy car that was burned
36. Burn a nice car
37. Pee in the snow and say it's a lemon snow cone
38. Do the previous thing again
39. Drink coke again
40. Go to my house
41. Hate and be hated
42. Never dance
43. Never adopt someone
44. Laugh at people on TV
45. Be an "extra" on a stupid movie
46. Get married
47. Stare at someone until he hits me
48. Crash a friends car
49. Buy books
50. Read book titles
51. Read first sentences of a lot of books
52. Burn a lot of books
    
53. Play baseball with books as bases
54. Never drink alcohol
55. Never smoke
56. Never get a tattoo
57. Sleep in books
58. Burn previous books used as beds
59. Go to the door of a library
60. Don't go into a library
61. Go to Washington D.C.
    
62. Leave Washington D.C.
63. Go to Miami again
64. Leave Miami
65. Eat ice cream
66. Be 66 years old
    
67. Be 67 years old
68. Be 68 years old
69. Be 69 years old
70. Be 80 years old
71. Learn to count well from 66 to 80
72. Sell a house
73. Sell a crappy burnt car
74. Sell a burnt car
75. Pee in snow to play sudoku
76. Play poker in Las Vegas El Rio Casino
77. Play in a casino in Las Vegas
    
78. Not get shot while playing poker in Las Vegas
79. Not get shot at all
80. Be 81 years old
81. Build a dog house
82. Destroy a dog's house
83. Buy a dog's house
84. Burn a dog's house
85. Buy a hampster
86. Find out if hampster can resist 5 minutes under water
87. Bury a drowned hampster
    
88. Hear music
89. Write a crappy song
90. Buy a crappy car again
91. Get "Pimp My Ride" to fix my car
92. Rip in half a $20 bill
93. Burn a $5 bill
94. Buy shoes
95. Cut the blood circulation in my foot
96. Build a poker table
97. Play poker vs. a pro of poker stars
98. Play poker vs. a prof of some team from Jamaica
99. Climb a block
100. Win a WSOP poker bracelet